i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
Just try to fucking imagine
A cornered mouse will bite a cat.
This does not reclassify the mouse as a predator or the cat as prey.
my picture on my dash. COOL
For the long time you will wear it, the heart will permanently leave a mark on the finger and even without the ring, the heart will always be a symbol of eternal love
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
*makes raptor noises*
me: hey American friend i bought this football for you
American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah